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Earth's gravity is an illusion - they say. Objects do not accelerate downward as they are dropped; instead, the disc of Earth accelerates upward at 9.8 metres per second squared, driven up by a mysterious force called dark energy. But if you apply some simple maths there, this means we are travelling from zero velocity to the speed of light in just 11 months. If that is multiplied by the age of the earth then hold on to your hats folks; our velocity is now around 420,000,000,000,000,000 km per second. Or are we on a sphere held together with Gravity? They say Gravity doesn't exist. So how do the tides work in time with the moon's orbit?

This must therefor apply to aircraft in the sky right now. The earth is catching up with them at 9.8mt/s squared. Ahem; they will all crash within a minute of reading this... or are they missing something?

They claim that what lies underneath the disc of Earth is unknown, but many flat-earthers believe it is composed of rocks for a few kilometres and that is it. A friend once asked a believer about this and the reply was
‘a giant Turtle is holding us up as the ancients believed.’  He then asked the obvious next question  ‘What is that turtle standing on?’ ‘Well, its turtles all the way down.’

Anyone who chooses to believe such nonsense are open to ridicule, but it's their free choice. More on this in our other book on conspiracies...